Skip to content

Prince Frederick Von Anhalt: Freak of the Week

February 9, 2007

IN A WEEK CHOCK FULL OF WEIRDOS, ZSA ZSA’s HUBBY TAKES THE CAKE

I woke up Friday morning not knowing who I would choose to be this week’s recipient.  There were too many juicy stories I could have picked from but none had that extra ‘something’ I look for in a honoree.  Leave it to Zsa Zsa Gabor’s eighth husband to inspire me to make my difficult choice. 

San Francisco’s cad-Mayor, Gavin Newsom, was an early contender based on his questionable personal and professional relationships.  Either half of the Griffin and Ryan O’Neal ‘Battle for Attention’ would have been a decent choice, but I passed (someone should at least call Dr. Phil for those guys.)  How about the entire US Senate for acting like a bunch of tools by avoiding the real issues they should be debating?  

One person I immediately withdrew from contention was crazy-astronaut, Lisa Nowak.  She may have taught the world about space diapers but being crazy automatically disqualifies you from the competition. We have to wait until we hear back from her ‘shrinks’ before she’s eligible.  I can see Capt. Nowak hitting the road with (runaway bride) Jennifer Wilbanks to film a reality show.  It might be better than Oprah and Gayle’s road-trip last summer. 

…AND NOW ON TO OUR FREAK.

Just when you thought the Anna Nicole Smith drama was fresh out of new twists,  in walks a ‘wing-nut’ claiming to be the father of her five-month old daughter.  But this wasn’t some New photo of Prince Frederick and his secret love.run of the mill weirdo, it was Zsa Zsa Gabor’s current husband,  Prince Frederick Von Anhalt (pictured to the right with Ms. Smith.)

Apparently our ‘Prince’ found the time (in between changes of Ms. Gabor’s space diapers) to have a secret love affair with the recently departed Smith.  Now he says he may her baby’s daddy.  That brings the number of gentlemen claiming to be Dannielynn’s biological father to three.  They way things are going, that number may double in the next week or so.

Until a DNA test says otherwise, I will take Prince Frederick on his word.  This is the same man who (back in 2000) unsucessfully tried to sue the makers of Viagra, claiming the drug had rendered him impotent unless he used it.  Who’s to say he didn’t re-up his prescription and have a rendezvous or two with Ms. Smith?

In 1980, Von Anhalt (whose real name is Hans Robert Lichtenberg) bought his title of ‘Prince’ from an elderly German princess of Anhalt, who made her living  with these kinds of transactions under the guise of an adoption (he was 47-years old.)  For the record, there have been no German titles of nobilty assigned since 1919. ‘Prinz von Anhalt’ is his chosen name and it carries no connection with the Anhalt dynasty.  That didn’t stop chronic bride Zsa Zsa Gabor from marrying  the man in 1986. 

I am in awe of his courage at this difficult time. We should all take time to celebrate this brave man, who humbly stepped forward to claim paternity in one of the craziest celebrity news stories since the OJ Simpson trial.  It is this kind of ‘ingenuity’ that keeps the true spirit of the Freak of the Week Award alive. 

May others follow his shining example!

(UPDATE: March 5, 2007)

Prince Frederick Von Anhalt has filed a lawsuit against Fox News and Bill O’Reilly, following comments the talk show host made regarding his claim of paternity in the case of Dannielyn Smith.

According to program transcripts, during a Feb. 22 segment of The O’Reilly Factor, host Bill O’Reilly said, “Look, this guy’s a fraud. We know he’s a fraud. But let’s — what I want to talk about is — he’s done. His credibility is — is finished.”

Von Anhault is seeking at least $10 million in damages according to papers filed on Wednesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court.  He claims he can no longer go out into public without being ridiculed.

“They say, ‘Look, here comes the fraud,'” he said. “I get lots of e-mails from people bad-mouthing me. It’s very embarrassing.”

Fox News has issued not commented on the lawsuit at this time.

What can I say? Prince Frederick continues to display his innate ability to squeeze as much publicity out of an event whenever possible.  Apparently he needs the extra cash to pay for the up-keep of his ailing wife, Zsa Zsa (Depend don’t come cheap!) 

Good luck, sweet Prince.  Your fifteen minutes of fame won’t last much longer.

31 Comments leave one →
  1. Steve permalink
    February 11, 2007 10:09 pm

    Hard to imagine that this guy hit on Anna Nicole when most days he can be seen cruising the streets of West Hollywood trying to pick up boys. Boy is he busy.. But then again he has never had a real job. Scammed some German woman for the title of Prince and came to the US and found a willing target in Zsa Zsa. Wake up Zsa Zsa and kick this bum out. He is a con artist.

  2. February 12, 2007 1:22 pm

    He is the biggest shame for Germany–since Adolf Hitler!
    I met this liar in 1982 in Munich, Germany–while attending acting school and believed his bullshit myself. He is sueing left and right–he sued Pfizer for his impotency in 2000 cause he was a Viagra addict, so how in the freaking world can he be Anna Nicole’s baby’s dad?!
    Zsa Zsa is a beard, just like Liza Minelli was for David Guest–and the ‘Prince un-Charming’ is not “59,” hahaha
    He is 74 and only 16 years younger than the retired and senile “Princess.”
    He called a press conference, not even 24 hours after ANS’s death–that is disgusting, what he has done. Putting ANS down–claiming that 30 men could be the father–while he, the freaking Prince who owned a gay sauna in Germany, and was many times arrested by the Police, is the biggest whore.
    He adopted a known German pimp for the money and he was fist fighting on German TV.
    He is simply bad news…but that is his thing…his motte:
    “Better bad publicity, than no publicity at all!”

    Here comes the cracker–he is so cheap and freakish:
    When that old geezer is parking his silver Berntley outside the gay Starbucks in West Hollywood California, he is putting the handicap sign from his wife onto the mirrow. I have witnessed that many times from the Gym across the street. He is too cheap to feet the meter…he always gets away with these things….he shouldn’t, cause he is wrong.
    I can challenge this man at any given moment. And I will.

  3. Paula permalink
    February 12, 2007 1:24 pm

    It must be fun to be rich and stupid………

  4. Joe Duffy permalink
    February 12, 2007 8:16 pm

    Re: Prince Frederick von Anhalt

    Gabor’s husband is not a real prince!! There isn’t an ounce of Blue blood in his veins.

    Many years ago, he paid about $80K to an elderly, destitute German woman to legally adopt him as her adult son. Why? The woman was the last surviving heir in the Kaiser Wilhelm’s family. (The German Monarchy was abolished after World War I.)

    The old German woman was, therefore, a princess, but it meant nothing in modern Germany. However, once she adopted Frederick, he claimed to be a Prince himself, started wearing colorful uniforms with lots of decorations, and has passed himself off as German royalty ever since.

    He’s probably lived off Gabor’s bank account for many years now, and needs a new source of income since Gabor won’t be alive much longer. Maybe he’s after the Marshall estate money if he can establish paternity of Anna Nicole’s little daughter.

    By the way, how many Men were bonking this Bimbo at the same time??

  5. MIDWEST LISA permalink
    February 14, 2007 9:27 am

    WOW HOW DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS MAN SLEEP AT NIGHT? WHAT A PHONY! ZSA ZSA MUST BE COMPLETELY SENILE TO TAKE UP WITH A CON ARTIST LIKE THIS CREEP. AS DINGY AS ANNA NICOLE MAY HAVE SEEMED ON HER SHOW & TV, I TRULY BELIEVE MOST OF IT WAS AN ACT. THIS GIRL WASN’T AS STUPID AS PEOPLE THINK – LOOK AT WHERE SHE CAME FROM AND WHERE SHE WENT – THAT’S QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. BUT PEOPLE LIKE THIS LOSER OFTEN PREY ON BEAUTIFUL WOMEN SUCH AS ZSA ZSA & ANNA NICOLE. DO I THINK FOR A MINUTE HE IS THE FATHER? HELL NO. SOMEONE SHOULD LOCK THIS MAN UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

    THIS REALLY MAKES MY MIDWESTERN LIFE SEEM QUITE MUNDANE.

  6. Lori permalink
    February 14, 2007 7:56 pm

    oh yes, she really went far……from trailer trash to stripper to gold-digger to drug/alcohol abuser…… and crapping out kids too……what an amazing story………this woman was a waste of space and the world is not a poorer place now that she is gone……..gee that baby just MIGHT have a chance at a normal life……but I won’t be holding my breath

  7. Marianne permalink
    February 15, 2007 5:20 am

    boy, this is good stuff! I forgot about irak there for a moment! Viva Anna Nicole viva! Shame, sorry about the poor baby. I hope she is ok at the moment, and that somebody is actually loving her and taking good care of her. They can give her to me anyday and give the money to charity for all I care. My husband will be a wonderul daddy to her. like he is to our adopted baby boy. I got him when he was 5 months old, same age as this baby. Poor little thingie… My heart goes out to her. I hope the photographer is the father. He is the only I get the impression cares enough. He has been on this for many months now.

  8. February 22, 2007 8:36 am

    From British gossip mail-out Popbitch, 22 Feb 2007:

    “Anna Nicole baby-father-wannabe Prince Frederick is
    a recent (and frequent) visitor to Frankfurt gay bar
    Pulse. He’s always with young Arab/Turkish men.”

  9. The Saturday Starbucks Boys permalink
    February 23, 2007 10:00 am

    We doubt that he is the father of any child. Viagra should sue him, the only reason he couldn’t have sex with his wife was because she isn’t an Asian Boy/Man. His second home was the hot tub in the West Hollywood 24-hour Fitness.

    While his wife withers away in a nursing home, he has bought himself a brand new Rolls Royce. What a guy.

  10. Tony permalink
    February 25, 2007 2:41 am

    Has this guy done an honest days work in his life? What a jerk!

  11. in the sauna with the prinz permalink
    March 11, 2007 1:22 pm

    yeah… this fool is as striaght as elton john. I personally used to see with my own eyes what kinda stuff went down in the hot tub and sauna with this guy. one things for sure… and that’s he sure aint impotent when he’s with these guys! I was at 24 the last time uncle freddy was. security and staff removed the “prince” and his “friends”.. took their cards and asked them never to return. what had happened was some of the straight guys in there went and told the 24 hour staff what was going on in the locker room… they didn’t like it so much. I just don’t understand why he doesn’t tell his wife the truth and move on. his wifes daughter, whom I also know, knows that he’s gay, too.

  12. March 15, 2007 10:47 pm

    Wow, how sad to read such hostility towards a woman (Anna Nicole Smith), whom NONE of you have ever known personally. It’s shameful how hurtful people can be. Sure we all have our opinions but doe they really need to be at the expense of a deceased woman. Who, by the way, is unable to defend herself!

    Come on people!

    True Prince Von Anhalt is grasping at straws and could afford a lesson or two on tact and decorum, however what does that say about the rest of you who hurl insults, really hurtful ones I might add, comparing him to Adolph Hitler?!?, are you kidding? I don’t think there is a single person on this earth, living or dead, who could be put on the same page as that man.

    • Ginger in Wisconsin permalink
      September 16, 2011 9:16 am

      Scott Walker is a sociopath like Hitler was. I would compare those two.

  13. Rob permalink
    March 16, 2007 4:24 am

    >oh yes, she really went far……from trailer trash to stripper to >gold-digger to drug/alcohol abuser…… and crapping out kids >too……what an amazing story………this woman was a waste of >space and the world is not a poorer place now that she is >gone……..gee that baby just MIGHT have a chance at a normal l>ife……but I won’t be holding my breath

    Wow Lori you seem way too jealous of Anna’s Life! Lets dissect your brilliance shall we?

    Trailer Trash, are you stereotyping all people who live in trailers as trash? Isnt it really your generic term for a POOR person? So really, you think people with money are better people? Or is it they can just afford better schools, homes and jobs? Anyway i’ll let that one go..

    Strippers are inferior to you? Because someone actually holds a job degrading themselves while others oogle them to pay there way thru life or support their family seems to me some kind of a hero in this day of jump on welfare and pop them out?

    Gold digger? I seem to recall way back when Anna married the gentlemen she had said no many many times so she must be realy crafty to have pinned him to the wall on that. And really, dont tell me alot of women arent after money I mean I dont see them dating guys without cars or jobs so Anna had higher expectations and climbed higher than you boo hoo.

    Crapping out kids? She had two didnt she? The older son and the baby remember ladies lori says if you have two or more your crapping them out. Brilliance sheer brilliance

    Im sure the baby will be raised in a better life than you apprently was being so prejudiced and jaded cant reflect well on your parents but I wont blame them, sometimes there are just bad eggs.

    And in case you didnt know, every life is precious and for someone like you to say the world isnt a poorer place well I could encourage you to hold your breath as you say, but nah Im not rude inconsiderate and thoughtless like you.. I wish you well

  14. mary permalink
    May 14, 2007 2:55 pm

    I saw von Anhalt on FOX NEWS NETWORK On the Record with Greta about month ago. He gave Greta a grand tour of fe Zsa Zsa’s beautiful home near Beverly Hills, California. I love the outdoor patio. Inside the house the living room and dining room is beautiful–and the furnitures is full of antique. They must be look like the Hungarian collection. I am kind of disappointed about von Anhalt and I know he is not the real royal prince. I know he married Zsa Zsa for the money. And he does not look like he is 64 years old and I am guessing von Anhalt is about 74. When he spoke to Greta he so bragging about how he is proud of Zsa Zsa’s house and he has a lot of friends come for party once month-and show the Rolls-Royce, Bentley, and racing cars front of the house. It looks tacky to me. I don’t see how Zsa Zsa can go through this when she is not well. I think it is stupid for von Anhalt selling title and make a million of dollars when make the person become a prince or princess. Zsa Zsa should kick him to the curb. I have heard she haven’t been seen in two years. I believe von Anhalt is caused the problem. And I don’t think he is taken care of her good enough. This is sad. Here is the website http://www.prinzgermany.com. This guy (Marcus Eberhard) is no prince. Yuck!! This is sick. von Anhalt told Greta he is Zsa Zsa’s tenth husband and he had been married six times. I thought to myself he is lying!! von Anhalt is Zsa Zsa’s nineth husband.

  15. Evette Lucci permalink
    May 29, 2007 6:36 pm

    von anhalt is a fake, a faggot,and he is 74 yrs. old and I can prove it. He is a pathetic, pathalogical liar. He thinks that if he tells something, people will believe it. He should go crawl back in his hole and stay there. There is no way he ever had an affair with anna nicole. He never even slept with her. And with his”VIAGRA” problems he contridicted himself right there , like he has so many times. He tells so many lies that he forgets and then tells a defferent story next time. he is just a pitiful old man.

  16. Dena Weaver permalink
    September 10, 2007 6:10 pm

    This guy makes me sick. He took advantage of a lonely old lady, and still does. Then he chooses to humiliate her in the public whom loved her so much. And don’t ask me what or why he would claim such a tryst with this Texas Chicken Ranch Queen. Don’t get me wrong we all love her in a special way. Perhaps pity for her, better describes it.
    He ought to be hung by the balls he wishes he had.

  17. October 30, 2007 3:24 pm

    He is at Gay Starbucks every single day, smoking his stupid cigar and parking his dumb Bentley in the handicapped spot. He just sits there and smokes. Oh and he rolled his eyes one time when I was talking to my friends at my table. I guess I’m not his “type” or he was bothered by our friendly conversation. Total jerk. He doesn’t even buy coffee or tea or even a damn breakfast sandwich. He just sits there and glares longingly at the endless stream of boys. Closet cases are disgusting. But so are snobs, phonies and bourgeois elitists.

  18. The Princess permalink
    March 5, 2008 8:36 am

    He parked his Rolls-Royce on the handicapped spot at the Bristol Farm near W. Hollywood while he doing his grocery shopping before he go home. Don’t know why he use the handicapped spot… That’s all I have to say.

  19. Count THroMB permalink
    March 6, 2008 8:46 pm

    I see many little children who remind me of chocolate bingo chips in my underwear….its interesting to find so much trash in one place..with all the same moron mentality and Jealousy for prinz Anhalt….I get a good kick out of all you tiny little non-sublifers…prinz Anhalt is a role model for many people who want to succeed in life….as for the loosers..they end up here…LOL

    • June 16, 2014 5:25 pm

      we now write the year 2014, and he now complains that he has such an ugly face. Well, dispite ur ridiculous thread HE never was a prince – bought the the ” von Anhalt name ” for @ 5000 US Dollars, and before Zsa Zsa was incapacitated SHE proclaimed that she now is a princess. That guy just never thought Zsa Zsa would be living or vegetating as long as she is.
      And to call her husband a rolemodel really takes the cake – Herr Graf (LOL), Graf (LOL)!!!!

  20. Sari permalink
    March 7, 2008 2:52 am

    We are not jealous of “Prince Frederic von Anhalt”. Most of these people here are fed up with him because he is a ‘faked’ prince and a liar. Since he is married to a famous, beautiful Hollywood star Zsa Zsa Gabor-von anhalt wanted some attention through the media. He don’t care what people are saying about him. von Anhalt is seemed to be nice and funny.All he does is just ride in his Rolls Royce around and around in W. Hollywood everyday. He goes to the gym, eat at the Ivy’s for lunch, go to to the Gay Starbuck coffee shop and smoke his cigar. Then he go shopping before he go home to his wife in Bel Air. I have found all these interest sources from what other people are saying about him. on the internet. They say von Anhalt is a “loner”. He has been banned from Germany because they don’t like him and his strange behavior. Some of the Germans said it is embarssing to them. von Anhalt is not royal. He used the von Anhalt’s name to look impressive.

    • June 16, 2014 5:50 pm

      @Sari
      He is not banned from Germany – you can’t just ban people because you don’t like them or are embarassed by them ! Not even in Germany. Too bad, because we’ve (California) had to keep him here ! Pity !
      The name “von Anhalt” is really not an impressive one. But I guess not too many people wanted to sell their ” von ” for a mere $5000. And isn’t that what its all about, the ‘VON’ !?
      And Americans neither know nor care :)

  21. November 2, 2008 1:25 am

    Thank you for your website :)
    I made with photoshop backgrounds for myspace or youtube and whatever
    my backgrounds:http://tinyurl.com/5cy5cq
    have a good day and thank you again!

  22. Joe permalink
    September 22, 2010 6:59 am

    http://twitter.com/PrinceVonAnhalt

  23. November 9, 2010 7:52 am

    My concern for ZsaZSA is great. If whe must leave this earth I hope it may be achieved with some dignity. Perhaps Francisca can save the day. That can’t be left up to the Prince.
    She is alone now that all the sisters and mother are gone,perhaps the daughter my preserve some grace and dignity to the end.

    Love you Zsa Zsa

  24. November 17, 2010 1:09 am

    hot tubs with ceramic heaters are the best and they are safer to use too because the heating element is fully enclosed ,~-

  25. Jamie permalink
    December 8, 2010 7:56 am

    He comes across as charming and polite at first and then you realize that he is a liar and a predator. He always goes for the youngest guys and lies and cons to try to get them to do sexual things with him. He has not been subtle about his tactics and it goes on day after day. He has no shame even if a guy calls him out and reminds him that he is married.

  26. June 18, 2013 4:06 am

    I was curious if you ever thought of changing the layout of your blog?

    Its very well written; I love what youve got to say.

    But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so
    people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or two
    pictures. Maybe you could space it out better?

  27. August 21, 2013 12:25 pm

    What i do not realize is in fact how you are now not
    really a lot more smartly-favored than you might be right now.
    You are very intelligent. You know therefore considerably when it comes
    to this matter, made me in my opinion consider it from so many numerous angles.
    Its like women and men are not involved until it is one thing to accomplish
    with Woman gaga! Your individual stuffs excellent. At all times deal with it up!

Trackbacks

  1. caricatura carabiniere

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

%d bloggers like this: