Scooter Libby Takes One For The Team

DICK CHENEY’S GOOD BUDDY FACES THE MUSIC FOR PERJURING HIMSELF

This afternoon, the jury hearing the perjury case against I. Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby returned its verdict in a Washington, DC courtroom.  It came as no surprise to anyone (unless your head happens to be stuck deep into Sean Hannity’s ass) that Libby was found guilty on four out of the five counts he was charged with.  Apart from a few months served in a country club-style prison; there is little hope that the verdict will lead to much else.  Conservative pricks across the nation (like the editors over at The National Review) are hoping for a presidential pardon for the vice president’s former aid.  Would we expect anything less from their ilk?