Separated At Birth? (Iran Hostage Edition)
HAVE THE IRANIANS CAPTURED MR. SEXYBACK?
Justin Timberlake R. M. Nathan Summers
An international hostage crisis is no laughing matter. Especially when the hostage takers are acting on behalf of a crazy man like Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Just because the middle east seemingly teeters on the brink of war doesn’t mean we can’t take a break for a small amount of levity.
I can’t be the only one to notice the eerie resemblance between Justin Timberlake and the Royal Marine that was featured in the most recent videotaped message from the British hostages. Can you imagine the made for TV movie featuring Mr. Timberlake, horrible fake British accent and all? It’s too bad the female hostage doesn’t look like Britney Spears. Otherwise, with some smart casting, we could have seen an on-screen reunion of pop music’s super couple.