Separated At Birth? (Iran Hostage Edition)
HAVE THE IRANIANS CAPTURED MR. SEXYBACK?
Justin Timberlake R. M. Nathan Summers
An international hostage crisis is no laughing matter. Especially when the hostage takers are acting on behalf of a crazy man like Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Just because the middle east seemingly teeters on the brink of war doesn’t mean we can’t take a break for a small amount of levity.
I can’t be the only one to notice the eerie resemblance between Justin Timberlake and the Royal Marine that was featured in the most recent videotaped message from the British hostages. Can you imagine the made for TV movie featuring Mr. Timberlake, horrible fake British accent and all? It’s too bad the female hostage doesn’t look like Britney Spears. Otherwise, with some smart casting, we could have seen an on-screen reunion of pop music’s super couple.
MEDIA FREAK SHOW 
Sunday 14th May 2007
Justy = Ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggly!(Plus he got awful-taste(if you can call dating talentless hollywood-bimbo-wh$res-taste!?)Ugh.Who could 4get Justy’s most heinous evil-shameful-act!?allegedly he took not one but 2 talentless-nazi-backside-of-a-mule-minogue sister’s back to his Hotel!Like isn’t this what sexual-abuser-prostitutes do?Go-back to rich famous men’s Hotel’s for sex and drugs and whatever else they can steal?.Whatever. It is only “allegedly” i heard from some talentless media-wh$re reporter on the television Justy took the Nazi-talentless-Wh$re-Minogue Sister’s for a ride they won’t 4get!Haw!Haw!Haw!(kylie -wee-wee deserves all she gets from me she was a total shitty little stupid bitch to me back in 2003!Pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!Oopsey-Daisys!I just pissed-all-over-Kylie-wee-wee!LOL.) (call it Michael’s-revenge(not Montezuma’s -Revenge which is something you get in Acapulco should you be stupid enough to go to such a skankhole)-we both Aquarians they do-things differently)[Please excuse Poor-Grammar i am an Architect]
Oh G-od! Where was i!?Oh Yes! Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyeeesz!Justy-i cannot 4give you for the-nazi-minogue-twin-sisters(they like those evil-sisters in The Shining-torturing Poor Little Boy!!)(not to be confused with Damien from The Omen-who unfortunate poor little Soul-had something very-wrong with him)
Nathaniel would never do such a thing!He ripped-his -Formerly- Good Christian Southern Baptist Britney Posters-up after OOps !I did it again!(he felt it was too -slutty insinuating she is a teensey-weensey bit too -“easy” ie a Slaaaaag!).Sorryyeesz Britsz.(i got a bit-of a soft-spot for Britsz i think i can save-her just need to get -her-away from Skankilton).Hows the “Healing the Shame that Binds You” by Reformed -Alcoholic-Vicar-Turned-Psychotherpist-John Bradshaw ,going Britsz!?Hm!?You working on-those Elimating Spiritually-Bankrupt-People From Your Life-Issues!?Me too.LOL.
G-od! I lost-track again-an Airhead-Aquarian–tendency-Probs-Sweet-Nathaniel suffers from the same drifting-off-the-subject-onto-another-subject-affliction.(He Airhead-Aquarian too!) Is it Fate!?Chance?Synchronicity?(i read way-too much Paul Auster)
Now lookie-here-Justy= Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggly!
Sweet-Nathaniel= Tall(six-footer at least!),Dark(look at his cute fuzzy dark crew-cut!Don’t you just want to pat him on the head like a sweet little Puppy?)and Handsome(Look at his sultry exotic-dark eyes ..they are like Sultanas basking on the Shores-of-Constantinople! And he is Able! Oh Yes! He is an Able Seaman!What more could Britney-gone-to-wrack-and-ruin-want!?
Hands-Off Britsz!He’s mine!
Am i dreaming?Have i died and gone-back-in-Heavenly-Time-to 1807-When Sailors were Sailors and Ladies went on Exotic Tours of Europe in Horse and Carriage and met Sailors in Hot,Exotic,Bustling Ports amongst Great Ships laden with Exotic Spices from the Indies and brightly-coloured Silks from..uhh.the Silk Route in China.The potent haze of incense floating through the cobbled Streets of .uhh..Constantinople as i mentioned previously..
Probablement where Le Marin-picked-up his Francais n’est-ce pas!?Porte de Marseilles?OOh La La!Je t’aime.
sic:Hotels not! Hotel’s